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Miley Cyrus, Disney and a half-nekkid duck in this week's Riffs column

Ralph is out today, and I can't think of anything witty to write -- especially given that Ralph already opened with this killer:

Holy Hannah Montana! Miley Cyrus has ... um, shoulders. And a back.

Wow! Who knew?

Apparently, Disney didn't.

You'd think a company that's allowed a cartoon duck to waddle around pants-less for nearly 75 years wouldn't let a bare shoulder ruffle its feathers.

Read the rest of it here, and drop us some feedback.

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# 1

[May 10, 2008 3:57 PM]

Pete

THE REVIEWS ARE IN!!!

"RALPH'S DONE IT AGAIN! OF ALL THE COLUMNS HE'S WRITTEN, THIS IS ANOTHER ONE"...Dwayne Fancey, RT&WN

"RALPH'S LATEST WILL GO INTO HISTORY ALONGSIDE OTHER FAMOUS COLUMNS LIKE THE ACROPOLIS, CUSTER'S BRIGADE, AND ENRON'S BALANCE SHEET"...N. Ron Hubbard

"HENCEFORTH, MUSICIANS MAY HAVE TO CALL THEM RALPHS, 'CAUSE HE OWNS RIFFS"...Jeff da Bellhop

"THE FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE WEAK"...Paris Sheraton

"THE ONE PAGE YOU MUST READ THIS YEAR"...G.E.D. DaBoyz

"FUTURE HYPIST TYPISTS WILL BE MEASURED AGAINST IT"...Dad Schnickens

"RALPH WILL ALWAYS "COLUMN" AS HE SEES 'EM, AND THIS TIME HE TAKES A SWIPE AT EVERY TYPE OF HYPED TRIPE"...Lee Ann Rhymes

"RALPH'S COLUMN ON HYPE LEFT ME ALL (S)MILEY-FACED"...Prada Colorada

"THE MOST TOUCHING COLUMN I'VE SEEN SINCE MY HONEYMOON"...Pam Anderson

# 2

[May 10, 2008 10:57 PM]

jackie : →http://miley

Hello. The way I see this is this. There are somethings that a 15 year old girl shouldn't do. I am a mother of a 7 year old who dearly adores the "Hannah Montana" show and her music. I also am a professional photographer and there are somethings you just don't do. The posing of a 15 year old minor-nude is one of them. Yes, it is of her back and shoulders, but this is suppose to be a pure innocent girl setting a proper example for girls her age and under. We are letting these young girls believe it is ok to be naked and let the world see us for the natural beauty which we have. However, when you a in the public eye like she is it is not moral.

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