If the Virginia Tourism Corp. ever gets a hankering to replace its 40-year-old advertising slogan, Virginia is for Lovers, it can look to The Roanoke Times readers for alternatives.
Many, of course, are bladder-in-cheek ideas sought by my column last week. And the majority were spurred by the Virginia Department of Transportation’s recent decision to close down 19 of 41 rest areas along interstate highways throughout the commonwealth, around the kickoff of the summer tourism season.
For that reason, you need to be willing to tolerate a bit of bathroom humor — or stop reading right here.
First up is Steve Moeller of Roanoke. His fecund mind produced a motto that could both relieve drivers and fertilize our roadsides at the same time.
“Virginia: Pee On It.”
The rest of the column is here. Don’t forget to vote on the best suggestion!