I bet you thought things couldn’t get any stranger with the GOP debates.
Mitt Romney’s flopping more than a just-caught marlin on a fishing boat deck. Michele Bachmann is redefining torture, and constitutional rights.
Herman Cain’s time is getting cut — maybe all the flash has gone out of his pan, or perhaps he’s distracted by all the comely gals in the audience.
To fill the gap, the candidates recently were trying to outdo each other which other countries on Earth the U.S. should attack.
And of course, Newt and Ron Paul are suddenly looking like voics of reason. That’s the strangest thing of all.
Fear not, Gonzos, because it’s about to get MUCH stranger. There’s yet another debate Dec. 3 on Fox News. And that night, Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli will be one of the questioners!
Poor Ken. He must feel like Don Quixote these days. He’s still chasing fantasy frauds by climate scientists, while at the same time it seems he’s desperately attempting to ignore real fraud by people who steal money from veterans charities. And he’s fighting the feds on health care, and defending the rights of George Mason U to ban guns, then turning around and backstabbing his client by calling their views “crazy.”
The guy seems overwhelmed. He must be struggling. So let’s help him out, and lend a hand.
Let’s suggest some questions he night ask during the Dec. 3 debate. And THEN, let’s suggest the answer:
Your entries should look like this:
To Newt Gingrich
Cuccinelli: “As you know the Obama Administration is refusing to defend the Defense of Marriage Act. Will the Gingrich Administration act differently? If so, how and why?”
Newt: “Well, Ken, first let me say that as you know this is a subject on which I have great experience. Marriage is an institution that’s incredibly important to society, and in my view, everybody should be married at least twice. . . .(followed by 4 minutes of boring stuff on the history of marriage) . . . The bottom line, Ken, is YOU need to get married some more. At least one more time.”
There is LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of potential material out there on this one, folks. Give it you best shots The funniest and most clever entry will win a book from Dan’s Bookshelf
This contest ends Wednesday at noon.