2012.02.02
Finalists in the Caption This! Greg Roberts and his bunny contest
The challenge was to put some words in the mouth of WFIR-AM 960 radio host Greg Roberts . . . and to put some thoughts in the mind of pet rabbit, Puggy.
We had 38 or so entries. Here are some of the best (and make sure you click on the jump). I’ll announce the winner first thing Friday morning — we may or may not have a special guest judge.
#1,
Roberts: “Oh yeah, he’s a Beamer Ball Boy aren’t you!”
Puggy: (Gimme a treat and you can call me anything you like Bubba!).
by Sandi Saunders
#5,
Roberts: “I’m getting ready to go to Billy’s Barn.”
Puggy: (Bring me back a Coors Light!)
–by Ba da bing
#8,
Roberts: “Your cheeks alot softer than that Doughty guy”.
Puggy: (I told you he’d do anything for a story.)
–by knowjoe
#13,
Roberts: “Glad I had that old fishing net. You’re a tough one to catch.”
Puggy: (One usually chases white rabbits with Scotch.)
–by Morris Fleischer
#27,
Roberts: “…And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak/
When we’re out together dancing cheek to cheek…”
Puggy: (Whoa! There are laws against this in Virginia!)
–by Chip Woodrum
#29, Roberts: You kiss me just like Frank, You kiss me just like Frank, OHOH You……
Puggy: Geez, Please!! Just shut up!!
–by Dave
#34
GREG: “PUGGY, AFTER A LONG DAY OF CHASING FRANK AROUND JUST TO GET A FEW QUOTES FOR BEAMERBALL.COM, I WOULD REALLY ENJOY KNOCKING DOWN A FEW COLD ONES @ BILLY’S BARN ABOUT NOW….BUT THERE ARE CHORES TO BE DONE @ THE “REDNECK RANCH” MY LITTLE FUZZY BOY….SO HOW BOUT YOU HELP ME CLEAN OUT SOME GUTTERS AROUND THE PLACE?”
PUGGY: (GOD, YOU’RE AN IDIOT !! THAT’S WHY YOU AND FRANK GOT THE K-GUARD STUFF !!!! AND I’M JUST A RABBIT !!)
–by jbeano
#37,
Roberts: “Now for your bunny check-up…turn your head and cough”
Puggy: (“I’d give anything to be a golf club head-cover!”)
–by (o\ ! /o)







Uh oh, cue the whining from you-know-who.
Comment by gdad — February 2, 2012 @ 3:10 pm
27 Just cracks me up for some reason.
Comment by Miriam — February 2, 2012 @ 4:04 pm
I love Woodrum’s
Comment by belle — February 2, 2012 @ 4:27 pm
It’s ripping his head off! Right! That rabbit’s dynamite. How about the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? It’s one of the relics Brother Maynard carries.
Comment by Henry — February 2, 2012 @ 4:39 pm
I like #5, but I think that is mainly that I love the screen name. #13 is good too.
Comment by Sandi Saunders — February 2, 2012 @ 6:57 pm
Greg:”He likes me”! “He likes me”! Rabbit: “Mmmm Tastes like chicken”.
Comment by The Amatuer — February 2, 2012 @ 8:43 pm
I lke #’s 1 & 27
Comment by Debbie — February 2, 2012 @ 9:09 pm