Well, it looks like the big, bad ol’ media has done it again. They have bankrupted a fine American company that was manufacturing freshened-up pet food and sold it as filler for ground beef.
How dare people be told what’s in the food they eat?
This pile of “pink slime” looks to me like the stuff they used to make Ken-L-Ration Burgers for dogs out of. Gag.
Anyway, pink slime strikes me as perfect fodder for a limerick, at which many of you bloggers excel. So limerick away, folks, and come up with something funny.
The best will win a prize from Dan’s Bookshelf.
The contest ends Wednesday at noon.