Suzie’s maid asked for a pay increase.
Suzie was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
Suzie asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.”
Suzie: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Your husband said so.”
Suzie: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Suzie: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Your husband did”
Suzie increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Suzie, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No … The gardener did.”
Suzie: “So . . . how much do you want?”
(h/t to Dave Hicks)