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From: The Democratic National Committee.
To: The millions of small retailers who voted for Barack Obama.
Re: A new way for you to increase sales while fooling the president’s opponents into funding his re-election campaign.
Dear business owner:
As you no doubt have heard by now, there’s a new cottage industry that’s blooming among small businesses. The most recent example occurred at a humble Radford, Va., cookie shop.
Last week, its owner told a Secret Service advance team he didn’t want Vice-President Joe Biden to visit during a swing through. The cookie baker went on TV to talk about that, and to criticize the President, after which his store was flooded with so much business it ran out of cookies.
This has sparked an idea for a clever new campaign strategy that will separate conservatives from their money while helping the president’s re-election campaign. It’s easier than taking candy from a baby.
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