He is part Tea Party “patriot,” part creature from the Black Lagoon. Meet the Virginia Green Menace superhero!
Reader Tyler Witten passed along this pic he snagged off Wikimedia Commons, with some alterations — the breastplate emblem and tri-cornered Revolutionary-era lid.
This superhero has amazing powers. He can turn a blue sky red with the blink of any eye. He can make fiction into fact simply by pointing his finger. He can turn summer into winter and vice versa, and instantly make crazy sane.
Next, he’s going to hand out an award to Roanoke Mayor David Bowers for being “Exceptionally Taciturn.”