Comments on: A bump in the road on the Friday OPEN thread

By: Justin True

Justin True — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 01:05:02 +0000

” If you make your one goal to serve God and become a saint, you will find yourself looking for ways to serve people, and you will look forward to every day. You will live in the present. This has happened to me the past month. It feels permanent.” -Saint Suzie

So… can only Catholics find god? Is this the beginning of an exclusive club? Secret handshakes, magical underwear? Ooo! Can I wear the hat that looks like an uncircumcised phallus? While I have the attention of a saint, why does the Pope need bullet proof glass and doctors? Just wondering since he is god’s homeboy, and speaks to him on a daily basis.

Ramen.

By: Justin True

Justin True — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 00:43:17 +0000

“GIVE IT TIME DEARIE”…
WTF? Are you the Wicked Witch of Western Virginia?
You are really weird with your over usage of dear and dearie. Try this one, Ma’am… That seems to work for all of us respectable liberals.

By: Steve C

Steve C — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 15:27:39 +0000

#74,

You have no willpower; I took it from you when you doubled down on “landslide” and consequently you got spanked like a misbehaving two year old. I own you now. I put one of those reverse-studded dog collars on you and make you walk on all fours like a female dog-in-heat with mange pretty much whenever I want now. I told you a year ago exactly what would come to pass and behold, I was proven correct as always. Suz, I gave you a whole damn year to capitulate to what everyone clearly sees now is obviously your intellectual superior and at every turn you nipped at the hand I extended to you with a bacon flavored Beggin’ strip in it. Now shut the hell up, go re-read Ephesians 5:22 and make your Grand Dad a sandwich before I metaphorically beat the living snot out of you with a rolled up newspaper some more.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 13:16:23 +0000

Butthurt = spiritual awakening.

By: pammala

pammala — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 13:13:37 +0000

dont really care what you think sandi, anything coming from a LIBERAL is not usually worth paying attention to..besides my store is not my only income, I’m not stupid dear I saw this coming, the store is a hobby…lol eat your heart out

obama hasnt built anything but stupidity and debt, or can you not comprehend news dear?

By: pammala

pammala — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 13:11:07 +0000

GIVE IT TIME DEARIE,

By: gdad

gdad — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 04:56:40 +0000

#74 And BTW, suzie, I just saw the start of an SNL rerun, and, by golly, it led off with the opening skit making fun of Obama for his first debate performance. This was the skit that you assured us one or two days after it first showed didn’t happen.

Will your new posting persona avoid lying like this in the future? That would be great.

By: Suzie

Suzie — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 03:43:30 +0000

It will indeed test my willpower to refrain from plastering people to the wall when goaded.

By: gdad

gdad — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 23:27:43 +0000

#58 “but maybe some in here get hurt feelings when I talk about their families or kids.”

Gosh, you’re just now realizing it’s NOT the the height of comedy and originality to call people’s kids stupid and lazy?

“I have and will limit my time in here from here out…”

And that will be one huge relief to the rest of us. But we’ll sure as heck continue to make fun of you when you claim things like the election was stolen and the U.S. has been taken over by commies.

We’ll see how long all this lasts. Your past vows have been broken quickly.

By: gdad

gdad — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 23:14:59 +0000

#61 Like the concealed carry dunce in Florida who killed a teen because of loud music, Dolto?