I’m (so far still) on the emailing list for the Roanoke Tea Party. God bless them. And here’s an urgent email they just sent out, from President Chip Tarbutton, one of many who got snookered by the polls-are-biased-in-favor-of-Obama scam.
Here it is:
I have been inundated with questions and concerns. What are we going to do? Is their any hope left? First of all everyone needs to take a big deep breath. There are things we can do and we have a plan for this. But we need to approach this in an organized and smart way.
We are planning on doing some paid advertising for our December meeting. This is a critical moment. We HAVE A PLAN AND WE NEED A LOT OF HELP. BRING EVERYONE YOU CAN TO OUR DECEMBER 6 meeting. It is at the Holiday Inn Tanglewood at 6:30 PM.
Well, golly gee whilickers I know where I’m gonna be on Dec. 6 at 6:30 p.m. Seriously. Hope to see y’all there, among those quite welcoming folks.
Dan Radmacher, are you with me?
If God has a sense of humor, somebody will show up with a Exceptionalism in Political Prognostication Award, fresh off the inkjet printer, for hizzoner Chip.
As my favorite philosopher and prophet Root Boy Slim would say, “Be there — or be nowhere!”
Dec. 6. 6:30 p.m. The Holiday Inn, Tanglewood. How fitting.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go watch a Fellini movie on Netflix.