Caption This! tender pic of the Bidens at the inaugural parade
AP Photo
Monday was a big time in the nation’s capital, as the inauguration for President Barack Obama’s second term pretty much took over the town.
Nobody looked happier, or more resolute, than that son of Scranton, Vice President Joe Biden. Here’s a shot of him with his wife, Jill.
Let’s put some words in his mouth and some thoughts in her head, shall we? Your entries should look like this:
Joe: “I’m gonna take your guns! “I’m gonna take your guns! “I’m gonna take your guns!”
Jill: “I could have been a Victoria’s Secret model, and I settled for this?”
Put’em in the comments below. Have fun, folks!
(h/t to copy editor Suzanne Wardle, who sent me this pic).
January 22, 2013 - 8:00 AM
Joe: We kicked you a.. in November Dude!!!
Jill: Nip It! Nip It! Nip It! Joe!!
Joe: “I may never be president, but by golly, people love me anyway!”
Jill: “I’m Dr. Jill Biden! Not Mrs. Joe Biden! “
Joe is an original. Gets the job done while lightening up the day. You have to love someone that speaks up for what he believes while keeping a smile on his face and joy in his heart and puts a smile on our faces at the same time. He understands humor helps compromise and yet knows when to be serious over serious matters.
What a great American.
Sorry, should have read the headline before posting.
Joe: “Where’s Hillary now? Huh? Where’s Hillary now? She’s gone and I’m still here. I’m a big f#@%^$in’ deal!”
Jill: “That reminds me. Bill hasn’t called me lately. I wonder if there is someone else”.
Joe: “Hey, I may not be able to count, but at least I’m still VP!”
Jill: “I can’t believe this guy, yeah he’s my husband!”
Lets just leave it blank..Its ALWAYS better when Biden keeps his mouth shut.
Jill: “I can’t believe they won again. The majority of the voters in this country are incredibly stupid.”
Joe: …nuthin’ comes to mind.
Joe Biden: Bring it on! Jill Biden: Yeah, YOU better bring it on…idiot. Nothing personal, just having a sense of humor.
Joe: “In 3 years this is my parade.”
Jill: “4 honey, and only if you marry Hillary.”
Jill Biden – “’tis a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done.”
Joe Biden – “Four score and seven years ago, our fathers set forth upon this continent a new nation!”
– applewood
Joe: sure glad ya’ll didn’t let’um put ya’ll back in ‘ em chains i’z tell in’ ya ’bout!
Jill: yikes! I wish sometimes I could ‘chain’ that trap of yours shut! Man must love the taste of fine Italian leather!
Joe: Hey Nancy (as in Pelosi)!! Those Ravens are going to kick the 49ers butt in two weeks!!
Jill: C’mon Joe, pick a fight with the Republicans!!
I think this is worth repeating.. even if not a caption.
Joe is an original. Gets the job done while lightening up the day. You have to love someone that speaks up for what he believes while keeping a smile on his face and joy in his heart and puts a smile on our faces at the same time.
Joe: Who put the ice cubes in my shorts???
Jill: That explains everything!!
Joe: “show me some love!!!!
Jill: crap..he’s popped another viagra…
Joe: Yeah, you Keene, I challenge you to a duel!
Jill: I hope they use sabers.
Joe Biden: “Here she comes now sayin’ Mony Mony!
Shoot ‘em down, turn around, come on Mony!
Hey! She give me love and I feel all right now!
Jill: man is he going to have a hangover tomorrow
joe: I am the biggest idiot ever !!
jill: yes you are babe and everyone knows it
Joe: …“Keep ya`ll in chains“…What a moron.
Joe: “And I’d like to point out that my hands are too full to carry anything else”
Jill: (Maybe if you’d try wearing them-like this, Joe)
Joe: “Joe and Jill walked up to the Hill, for the inauguration”
Jill: “Jill waved with class while Joe with gas, said “pull my finger” to the nation”
Joe: a bunch of really boneheaded crap
Jill: “my husband is a real bonehead”
Joe is an original. Gets the job done while lightening up the day. You have to love someone that speaks up for what he believes while keeping a smile on his face and joy in his heart and puts a smile on our faces at the same time. He understands humor helps compromise and yet knows when to be serious over serious matters.
What a great American.
Comment by Richard J Beason — January 22, 2013 @ 8:36 am
Richard, I can’t muster anything remotely amusing for the caption this contest, but I do wholeheartedly agree with you assessment of Vice President Biden. Would have definitely voted for him had he been the Presidential nominee. Great wisdom, great history of service to country and family, and great passion for what he does. We could use a little more exuberance like Joe exhibits. I’ve always admired Harry Truman for his plainspoken manner, and I think Joe biden is cut from the same
Let me take a shot at caption this:
Joe: THANK YOU for the best damn job a regular guy could have!
Jill: Gotta love my Joe.
Joe: “Age before beauty, Ryan.”
Jill: “OMG”
Joe: Hey, we got two tickets to paradise
Jill: Bags are packed and we’re leaving tonight
Jill—Love that Joe. He’s my rapper!
Joe–Duh Mitt didn’t fit so he had to (uh) quit!
Joe– See Ryan! I can run too! But I got to win the race!
Jill—Save a little energy for the next one Joe bsby!
Joe is an original. Gets the job done while lightening up the day. You have to love someone that speaks up for what he believes while keeping a smile on his face and joy in his heart and puts a smile on our faces at the same time. He understands humor helps compromise and yet knows when to be serious over serious matters.
He’s a vain pompous bloviating plagiarizing ignoramus who wouldn’t have seen the light of day had the communist media not been in the tank. People like him are an example of why the system is broken.
Let me take stab at the contest:
Joe: I’m such an assclown.
Jill He really is.
Jill; “Hey, Joe, isn’t that suzie q over there?”
Joe; “What the…SATAN, I REBUKE THEE!!!”