Asteroid alert: ‘The sky is falling!’ he warns
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Your daily Letter to the Columnist — Jan. 16, 2013
NASA has confirmed that a very large space rock is headed toward the earth and is expected to arrive around February 15th. Asteroid NEA 2012 DA 14 weighs a staggering 130.000 metric tons.
I am sending this warning out as many prophets have been warning that a large space rock is going to hit the Atlantic Ocean and create a ‘Mega Tsunami’ that will heavily damage the eastern USA. All Atlantic coastlines are at risk depending upon where the rock hits.
NEA 2012 DA 14 may in fact be the ‘burning mountain’ that is cast into the sea as mentioned in Revelation 8; 8
(“And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood”).
I have compiled a list of many recent prophecies about the ‘Space Rock’ and the ‘Mega Tsunami’ you can read them at www.markbrander.blog.com
I have also compiled many extraordinary photos of the ‘biblical signs’ of Jesus return that are being seen all over the world. Same website!
Mark Brander
SOMEWHERE IN CANADA
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Note from Dan: Ain’t gonna happen.
January 16, 2013 - 1:30 PM
Shoot it!
Does this mean I shouldn’t make that airline reservation for March?
Guess I should file my taxes early and blow it on booze.
Nice of it to wait until after Valentine’s Day.
But Kristen after Obamer takes all our guns and pillages the military we’ll be left with nary a weapon to shoot it with. I’m tellin’ ya, we’re all goners…
Went to his blog – stopped reading at Linda Newkirk. If this guy is a disciple of hers, he’s less than nothing to worry about.
According to Linda, she caused 9-11. She called for the wrath of God to be cast upon us and He blessed her, His prophet, with the deaths of over 3,000. Lucky for her we went after that Bin Laden dupe instead, huh?
She hasn’t slowed one bit in her “prophecies” either since then, which are typically vague and ambiguous, lacking a definitive date. In fact, she most often claims that she prophesied something after the event has happened, convoluting one of her previous vague statements to fit the story.
This is the same woman who claimed two years ago that there would soon be an “alien” invasion, a harvest of souls by demons from the Abyss, taking the guise of benevolent aliens. These demons will then infest our souls and the bodies will be replanted on Earth to establish a global dominion. She failed to explain why non-corporeal demons need spaceships to travel, but whatever. I guess the Devil really is in the details.
She always speaks in antiquated language and context, as if Jesus or God would still speak Middle English to a modern world. The woman is a cancer on humanity, pronouncing the imminent death of anyone who would criticize or condemn her – apparently, her God is the Old Testament one. It’s funny. For all the power she claims to have, I can’t seem to find a single person who criticized her in the past who isn’t alive today.
One need only spend about five minutes with google to see that Mr. Brander’s prophet is an egomaniacal, mentally-ill woman who is batting .000 for her entire career. Anyone who follows her words with any kind of conviction have undertaken a folly that will surely guide them to the wrong endgame laid out in their beliefs. Linda was proven a fraud over a decade ago; it looks like it hasn’t deterred her one bit.
Oh, yeah. I almost forgot: according to Newkirk, the second war in heaven is already over (commenced in 2006), the demons have been cast out and they’re on their way here to exact revenge… at a small fraction of light speed, apparently. Evidently, the power to tempt and corrupt the entire human race isn’t enough to build spaceships slightly faster than what we have the technology to build now ourselves. That Satan… phenomenal cosmic powers, still a slave to relativity. What a card!
When you get actual early pics of Jesus
on his arrival get back to me..
the signs are getting a little played.
Mark Brander,
SOMEWHERE IN CANADA
So he’s supposed to know how a rock from space will affect us but doesn’t even know where he is in Canada?
The Early pics of Jesus will
be on sale at Wal-Mart starting
at the end of Jan.
Check local listings.
Flaming Mountain will be showing
in 3-D via live hook-up on NASA
page.
Viewership could best the superbowl..
since the “Saints” are out of it.
Just when you thought Jesus had forgotten about us
here comes a damned screaming hot mountain.
Scott Whitaker, lol. Maybe we should all just start throwing asteroids at eachother. They sound pretty effective.
This explains why Dish took the Earth Channel off the air. Hmmm…..
Kristen, re 1:37
Now that is funny…
I wouldn’t worry, gdad. Mr. Brander’s dire prediction is for the Atlantic.
Well, dobbs, just as long as it doesn’t wash this far inland.
Man, I hope Mr. Brander reads this thread. Christmas comes early if he chooses to participate.
Kristen:
“Scott Whitaker, lol. Maybe we should all just start throwing asteroids at eachother. They sound pretty effective.”
Asteriods are over .50 caliber, and thus illegal to propel from a self-contained cartridge thanks to the NFA of 1934. Otherwise…..
Wasn’t there a comic book years ago, set in the future, that showed Roanoke as a port city on the new Atlantic shoreline?
Finally something to laugh about. Tanks, Dan.
Thanks, not tanks.
Went to this guy’s website, saw the word “haarp” and closed it immediately. Conspiracy theorists and their “chemtrails” need therapy.
You made it farther than I did, scott.
Chicken Little was right. Was that clucker from Canada??
J.M. White:
“You made it farther than I did, scott.”
You crack me up sometimes.
From Channel 7′s Facebook page. “Looks more and more like the big “Fireball” seen last night was an old Soviet Union Satellite that was launched July 24, 1983. It re-entered the earth’s atmosphere last night around 9:13pm and burned up around 9:27pm…..”
Could this have been the space rock he was referring too, arriving early?