I’ve had more response to the column about Rep. Morgan Griffith’s “issues survey” than any other so far this year. The funny thing is, I hadn’t actually seen a copy of the survey until Monday, when reader Les Reynolds of Martinsville scanned his, with his answers, and sent it to me as a PDF. Thanks again, Les.
Apparently, Griffith’s office is mailing these things out in waves, at different times, to different parts of Virginia’s 9th Congressional District. Which is kind of unfair, you know? Why should folks like Les Reynolds and Frank Munley and Michael Bentley and Susan Sweet get to have all the fun of responding? Shouldn’t the rest of us non-constituents get to have that fun, too?
Now you can.
As what you might call a public service, I cleaned up all the answers off Les Reynolds’ copy. Below the jump is a blank survey form that you can use. Simply right click on it, save it to your hard drive and print it out on your own printer.
It’s as convenient as getting your handgun competence certificate from the Concealed Carry Institute — except that it won’t cost you $39.95. And Griffith won’t have to burn any more taxpayer funds sending these ridiculous things out to his district. Don’t let not living in the 9th District stop you. That doesn’t matter. Note the text near the bottom: Names and addresses are optional! So pass this link around to your friends and relatives, liberally.
Fill it out and mail it to Griffith’s office at: Rep. Morgan Griffith, 1108 Longworth HOB, Washington, DC 20515
Be creative and passionate with your answers. And don’t forget to share the best ones in the comments, below!