Comments on: Homeless on the Friday OPEN thread

By: wayne goodman

wayne goodman — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 04:25:00 +0000

Actually Dan I’ve made no comments at all about heyfranks sister. I’m sure he is probably proud of her . I’m sure it must be nice to have one family member with. Intelligence in that klan.

By: Dan Casey

Dan Casey — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 04:02:51 +0000

“eh, my sister holds her own, better than does ol’ wayne, up above.”
–Frank

This is schoolboy hilarious. Frank has spent at least a month trashing his crazy liberal sister on this blog, and as soon as Wayne Goodman jumps on that, Frank claims his “crazy” sister could whip Wayne’s ass with both hands tied behind her back.

It reminds me of a time when I was a 11, and had a neighborhood friend named Matt, who always used to complain about his younger idiot brother, Jeff. One day I told Matt, “Hey, you know, you’re right — Jeff IS an a**hole. Whereupon he punched me.

“What the hell! Why’d you do that?” I asked.

“He’s my brother,” Matt said. “I can talk about him. You can’t.”

Whereupon I pulled out out my daddy’s .45 and shot Matt dead. I mean, hell, the guy HAD VIOLENTLY ATTACKED ME. I had a bloody lip to prove it.

The cops let me off, of course. I pleaded 2nd Amendment!

By: Frank

Frank — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 03:45:58 +0000

eh, my sister holds her own, better than does ol’ wayne, up above.

By: Debbie

Debbie — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 01:26:52 +0000

Exactly, Kristen.

By: Cold n P

Cold n P — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 22:01:33 +0000

Hay Frank,

I’m sure we don’t check the same age bracket on our tax forms. I suspect you’re either a bratty child having fun trolling or else a poor elderly person struggling with the failure his life has been and approaching descent into incoherent mindless thoughts.

Either way, I pity your sister.

By: wayne goodman

wayne goodman — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 20:41:50 +0000

We’re flooding with unfunny on the lower decks. Would someone be a dear and run below and slather some Lame-Away on that hole? Thanks.

Comment by J.M. White — February 3, 2013 @ 2:40 pm

I checked it out. No flood. No leak. Just some passing gas. heyFrank must have been in the neighborhood.

By: J.M. White

J.M. White — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 19:40:31 +0000

Hmm… It seems the Funship Shun-a-lot has sprung a leak. We’re flooding with unfunny on the lower decks. Would someone be a dear and run below and slather some Lame-Away on that hole? Thanks.

By: Frank

Frank — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 19:10:42 +0000

Hey J.M.,

There’s not gonna be any election, if’n steve c has anything to do with it.

Do not eat or drink anything unless you have steve c taste-test it for ya, first. Also, if he’s successful in what he’s after, steve c will install himself as the next idi amin dadda…”president for life”. the rest of you folks will serve as his “fuel”, so to speak, and you, J.M., will never be heard from again.

Pssst. jm…i think wayne’s been listening to steve c….

By: Kristen

Kristen — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 18:57:07 +0000

Debbie…kind of like Designing Women without Delta Burke. Not the same show.

By: J.M. White

J.M. White — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 18:44:13 +0000

Those are all some great ideas, guys. I wish Frank was here to see how thoughtful we’re trying to be for him. If he’s up to the challenge, perhaps he could hold multiple posts. We know he can post multiple posts (regardless of coherency) so let’s give it a shot. We’ll assign him a primary position and list his others as interim positions.

I’d love for Hillary to be the Secretary for Keeping an Eye on the Secretary of Terminal Boredom, but I’m not sure we could offer her a salary commensurate of the workload requirement without raising taxes. Maybe we can make her a special ambassador to the Bahamas or Baja or something. You know, “perk” it up for her. We’ll bang out the details in the next meeting.

Make no mistake, this unopposed campaign is going to be a tough slog. Our non-opponents will stop at nothing to seize on every mistake we make and not capitalize on them. We’re seeing a groundswell of public support that may lull us into a false sense of security, but we cannot fall asleep at the wheel. We must be vigilant, for at any moment someone could foolishly decide to run against us.

We are a well-oiled machine and none of you would be at this table today without deserving it. Each and every one of you have earned your spots on our team and I have no doubts that we’ll keep our eyes on the prize. Together, we’ll keep this blog on the right track and victory and glory will be ours forever.

I’m all out of cliches, axioms and mixed metaphors, so let’s adjourn for cocktails, ladies and gentlemen. I’ll be glad when this election is over so we can all just hop on Air Force Shun and hit the bars.

White/Goodman
Fun ‘n Shun 2013