If you’d care to read something really bizarre this afternoon, head over to Mark Taylor’s Wild Life blog. Apparently gunner/rocker Ted Nugent will be playing a gig in Roanoke in April, and Mark toys with the notion of inviting Ted to go turkey hunting.
Well, gobble! gobble! The discussion quickly degenerates into a bunch of armchair Rambos fantasizing about hiring Ted Nugent to hunt down me, rather than turkeys. No kidding.
Bubba Greene, who has posted on this blog, is one. BobH is another. Apparently this discussion is “metro” enough for him.
They get deep into this fantasy. They’ve pledged $300 to make it happen. Now that’s some keyboard bravado for you!
Here’s what they fail to grasp: They’re admitting they’d have to hire Nugent to do their bidding. And they’ve turned him into their $300 fantasy-hunt whore.
They seem REAL excited about that, too.
I guess the lesson here is that you should never underestimate the sense of humor of some anonymous gunners . . .