Note from Dan: The following metaphorical verse comes courtesy Allison Cole of Roanoke.
Ken Cuccinelli has taken a stand
Making vanilla flavor of the land
Hey! I do not really think that is fair,
Have you tried the other flavors out there?
Some with walnuts, berries, and caramel ropes
Chocolate, marshmallows and rootbeer floats
Some have sprinkles, showing off the rainbow
Others with brownie bites and cookie dough
Do it with Ben, Jerry, or Blue Bunny
Have it icy cold, or warm and runny
Some eat with long spoons and some eat with cones
Some eat together, and some eat alone
Some like plain vanilla, like you do, Ken
(It’s ok. I like it now and again.)
Can you see everyone has their own taste?
A law against flavor is such a waste
If you want to win the Governors seat,
Stop telling Virginia what we can’t eat!