As all of us who read this blog with any regularity know, President Obama is to blame for everything that’s wrong. It’s his fault unemployment is not zero, like it was under that great statesman, President George W. Bush.
The turmoil in Egypt is HIS making, because it was caused by the Benghazi ambassador’s cold-blooded murder. Obama allowed that to happen because he was distracted by smoking crack and plotting murders with Larry Sinclair.
Back when he was a senator, Obama failed to prevent the 2008 stock market crash. Did he warn Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke that it was going to happen? No! But even worse, he caused the subprime lending crisis. The roots of that date all the way back to 1995, and Obama’s fingerprints are all over it.
And back in 2001, when he was a lawyer, law professor and Illinois state senator, he failed to warn President Bush that Al Qaeda was planning an attack on Sept. 11. That’s because he’s an Al Quaeda sympathizer who was in a gay marriage to a Pakistani Muslim. (Pay no attention to the notion that Muslims are against gay marriage).
In fact, if you truly put your head to it (and read a lot of anti-Obama blogs) you can justify blaming Obama for anything. And that is the purpose of this thread. To blame EVERYTHING on Obama. With substantiating links from the Internet, of course.
For example, consider the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.
How could that be blamed on Obama, whose birth certificate is dated two decades later? Easy. The document is a phony. And Obama killed his grandmother to cover that up. Actually, Obama is the Antichrist. You can find the evidence for that if you simply go looking. The Antichrist dates back thousands of years, and he’s one very powerful and sneaky dude.
Obama’s a Muslim, too. Who conspired with Osama Bin Laden to fake Bin Laden’s death (that’s right, Seal Team 6 didn’t kill him, either). While Obama played cards, by the way. In the Muslim tradition. And let’s not forget that Obama had Andrew Breitbart murdered.
So that’s what I want you to do, in the comments. Come up with something that went wrong, sometime in the course of human history, and show how it can be blamed on President Obama. Show how it’s HIS FAULT, and make sure you include “substantiating links” from the Internet.
Somewhere down the line I’ll take the best and most interesting of those and assemble them in a big-old separate “It’s All Obama’s Fault!” thread.
Have fun! Please be creative. But make SURE you “substantiate” your allegations.