Thursday the E.W. Jackson campaign sent around an email inviting people to write a caption for this photo from the Wednesday night debate after which Jackson declared complete and utter victory. Caption-contest submissions cost only $5, the email said. (It said nothing about what scrounging for sawbucks this late in the campaign season means, though).
Winners would get a Jackson hat.
Anyway, I will charge you nothing, nada, zip, zero. I’ve helpfully added quote balloons to make it even more fun.
Put words in the mouths of Sen. Ralph Northam and Bishop E.W. Jackson. Since it’s Jackson’s photo, we’ll allow him the first word. Your entries should look like this:
JACKSON: “Yoga, yoga, SATAN! I’m winning this debate — Ha, ha! — I’ve already won. Yoga, yoga SATAN!”
NORTHAM: “You’ve got a way with words, I have to hand that to you, Alan Keyes.”
Put your entries in the comments. I’m out of town for the weekend but I’ll get someone to approve them.
Have fun, folks. I’ll figure out a prize later that will be way better than a Jackson hat!