Behold Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, the budget-cutting, tax-reducing, freedom-loving Canadian equivalent of an American Tea Party politician. In recent months it’s come out that Ford has smoked crack, driven drunk (in Florida), bought illegal drugs (in the past two years), threatened to beat someone to death with his own hands and engaged in all kinds of other drunken debauchery — such as getting kicked out of a Toronto Maple Leafsgame. His brother (and Toronto councilor) has been accused in the Canadian press of being a teenage hashish kingpin. You thought it couldn’t get worse? It did — today.