Suzie’s maid asked for a pay increase.
Suzie was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
Suzie asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.”
Suzie: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Your husband said so.”
Suzie: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Suzie: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Your husband did”
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