Your daily Letter to the Columnist — Oct. 31, 2013
Note from Dan: The memo below, from the campaign of a right-wing religious zealot who’s masquerading as a politician, arrived on Halloween. How fitting!
MEMORANDUM: All It Takes Is You
TO: Volunteers, Activists & Interested Parties
FROM: Gregory Aldridge, Campaign Manager, Jackson for Lt. Governor
DATE: October 31, 2013
They said we couldn’t win the nomination convention. The media attacked us, their polling told them we didn’t have a shot, we were outspent by one of our convention opponents by more than five to one, but the faithful knew that we weren’t out. You showed up and E.W. won.
Now they are saying we can’t win the general election. The media is attacking us, their polling says we are out, our opponent has out spent us, but you know the truth: On Tuesday November 5th, like May 18th, all it takes is you.
You show up and E.W. wins.
The truth of the matter is that accurate polling shows E.W. Jackson in a dead heat in the Lt. Governor’s race. The path to victory is simple. It is the road from your home to your polling location. Read more »