September 20, 2007
Spread the (edible) word
Do you have something really important to say? Well, why not say it on a Fruit Roll-Up? Hmmmmmmm?
Brace yourselves for the introduction of "My Fruit Roll-Ups," a customizable version of the kiddie treat. All you have to do is go to
www.myfruitrollups.com to create a personalized message, complete with pictures and words, that will be printed on strawberry Fruit Roll-Ups and shipped to your front door for the a-may-zing price of $29.99 plus shipping and tax for a carton of 30 roll-ups.
Just imagine the possibilities: birthdays, soccer meets, Christmas, July 4th, St. Patty's Day, Valentine's Day, you name it!
Actually, I can see the potential for adults to also become enamoured with these fruity sheets of informational goodness. Will you go out with me? Will you marry me? Guess what-- I'm pregnant.
Okay, so maybe a wedding proposal on a Fruit Roll-Up would be...well, less than romantic. But consider this: you could just stuff it in your mouth, chew it up and swallow it and pretend that it neeeeever happened!
P.S. I know this is a terrible picture, but I never imagined how hard it would be to photograph a Fruit Roll-Up. The glare is an issue.
Comments
[September 20, 2007 11:55 AM]
carrie : →http://www.gingerlemongirl.blogspot.comLindsey, you crack me up... LOL only you would find something as wacky as this! I want to make some!! LOL Fruit Roll Up Christmas cards... that's the best ever!
[September 20, 2007 3:16 PM]
__NathanPerhaps they could cut out the middle man and offer 8-1/2 x 11 sheets to go in your printer.
[September 21, 2007 4:09 PM]
Maryonly 30 bucks for a fruit roll up??? Well get me 10.........OMG
[September 21, 2007 4:31 PM]
JordanI would print my homework on the fruit roll up. That way, when my professor asks, "And you, Mr. Fifer -- where's your paper?", I don't have to tell him my dog ate it...instead I'd just say, "Sorry; I was hungry".