There will be no Randy, Paula wardrobe malfunction

Ralph Berrier, who writes the Riffs column for The Roanoke Times, has written a column for Friday's paper about how "American Idol" has even wormed its way into the Super Bowl. For those who aren't caught up: A video of Paula performing her new song "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" will air at some point during the game. And, according to Ralph's column, Randy is going to dance.

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