Welcome to the end of the world
Trejbal is a Roanoke Times editorial writer. He is based in the New River Valley.
Thanks for reading today. I know we all have a lot on our plates. There’s the fire and brimstone raining outside, and of course the long lines to receive the mark of the beast. So I’m flattered that you’d take a few minutes to pick up my column.
Yesterday was the rapture. It was the beginning of the end of the world. Good Christians ascended to heaven on golden light. The rest of us must deal with the antichrist.