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The Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, N.C., (that's about 20 miles west of Asheville) has planned some interesting Halloween festivities.

They're going to have a cookout! (yay!) There'll be fried chicken (drool!), and barbecued chicken (yum-yum!) ... and torched Bibles! (wtf?)

They're planning to burn all the "Satanic" bibles, which is pretty much everything except for the King James Version and a couple-three others.

But they are not going to stop there. No no no.

There is lots more Satanic material that will be tossed onto those hellishly hot embers: Books by Billy Graham, Rick Warren, Mother Teresa and other minions of the Dark Lord:

We will also be burning Satan's music such as country, rap, rock, pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel, contemporary Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.

We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort, Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham, Rick Warren, Bill Hybels, John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll, John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham, Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White, T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn, Joyce Myers, Brian McLaren, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa, The Pope, Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, etc.

(We are not burning Bibles written in other languages that are based on the TR. We are not burning the Wycliffe, Tyndale, Geneva or other translations that are based on the TR.)

Happy Halloween, Canton. It sounds pretty scary down there!

Arthur David Horn / The Rocky Mountain Collegian

Bet I know what you're thinking here, folks. He got religion, and now he preaches "Intelligent Design."

Yale Phd and former Colorado State University Professor Arthur David Horn is preaching intelligent design.

But it's not the kind of intelligent design you're thinking of.

From The Rocky Mountain Collegian:

After receiving a doctorate in anthropology from Yale University and while teaching at CSU, Horn focused his energies on the study of the evolution of non-human primates, his wife Lynette Horn said.

He now advocates the theory that modern man is not the result of a natural process of evolution, but that evolution was artificially aided by reptilian extraterrestrials. The reptilians bred mankind as servants and continue to rule the planet today, Horn said.

. . .The shift in Arthur's focus came shortly after meeting Lynette, who was then a metaphysical healer, he said. After many conversations over the telephone, Arthur and Lynette finally met face-to-face in July of 1988 when they spent a week in Northern California's Trinity Mountains searching for Sasquatch, commonly known as Bigfoot.

Worth a read!