2009.08.07
Hot news: Greek gal treats perverted Brit to 'Johnson flambe'
Here's a story guaranteed to strike fear into the hearts of most men, and cheers of 'you go girl!' from most women: The female victim of a wanker waver at an outdoor bar on a Greek island tossed hooch on his you-know-what then set it on fire. Ouch!
"A 26-year old Greek woman has become an overnight national hero after setting fire to the genitals of a 23-year old drunken Briton who allegedly tried to sexually assault her in a crowded bar.
...According to a police statement issued last night the incident occurred at a club in the notorious coastal resort of Malia, which is dominated by young Britons seeking all-night revelry.
It alleged the Briton took down his trousers and started waving his genitals at a number of girls. He then specifically "forcefully fondled" the 26-year old Greek woman, asking her to take hold of his genitals.
After asking him to stop harassing her, the police said, she poured the alcoholic drink Sabucco on his genitals (an Italian brand type of Greek ouzo or French Pernod drink).
This again allegedly failed to stop his advances, so the woman seized a lighter and set fire to the alcohol-drenched genitals, local press reports said."
The answer to the question on your mind is: second-degree burns.
So what do you think, folks? Did the guy deserve it? Did she do the right thing?
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