If I had my way, we would begin each day by laughing. So be sure to check out this lawsuit apparently filed by Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis.
Nice, huh? Think I'll consider joining that and making it a class-action suit.
Onto Virginia Tech. Judging by the email feedback to Sunday's column (and thanks to all who wrote in), people are eager to learn as much as they can about freshman quarterback Tyrod Taylor. Here are some quotes that did not make the column:
MIKE O'CAIN, quarterbacks coach, on his first impressions of Taylor:
“My first impressions out on the field are that he’s very talented and he has all the tools that you want to see. He’s got a very good delivery, a live arm, very good footwork, he understands the game. We’ve thrown a lot at him and for the most part…I see a very mature young man.
"My first impression of him when I first met him was that I liked his temperament. He’s low-key. He’s not cocky. He spent a week with us this spring during his spring break and he was just kind of in the background. He wasn’t a guy that wanted all the attention. Obviously he generates a lot of attention just because of the way he’s played, but he’s not one that’s out on the forefront looking for that attention. And I like that about him.”
On whether or not to redshirt Taylor this season:
“I’ve been in coaching for 30 years. I played the quarterback position, and for most of those 30 years I’ve coached the quarterbacks. There’s no doubt in my mind that it’s best if you can redshirt a young man. He wasn’t able to come in in January and have that spring of experience. So if we can do that, that’ll be the best thing for Tyrod. That’ll be the best thing for the program in the future. At the same time, if the young man ahead of him – Sean [Glennon] and Ike [Whitaker] and Cory [Holt] – continue to progress, there’s no reason we shouldn’t be able to do that. Now, if they falter and aren’t getting the job done, then we have to make a decision. But it’s the best for us if we’re able to do that for him.”
SEAN GLENNON, first-string quarterback, on Taylor's potential:
"I don’t see any reason why he won’t be a successful quarterback at this level. He has the physical tools. He’s got the arm. Once he masters the offense and the mental aspect of college football, I think he’ll be a very special player.”
EDDIE ROYAL, wide receiver, on Taylor's work ethic
"He’s working hard out here. You’d think he wasn't a scout-team player by the way he works in the weight room, the way that he’s studying film. That’s going to be the key to him becoming one of the best players ever to come here, and I think he will be. You can just tell by his natural athletic ability and his work ethic.”
VICTOR "MACHO" HARRIS, defensive back, on Taylor
“Oh, he’s got the ‘it.’ He’s got it. Just a little bit of a tune-up, he’s going to be great.”
“This guy is good. He’s good. He’s still young. He’s still got a lot of learning to do. But from what he’s shown, he’s kind of legit.”
“He’s very humble. You can tell that he was brought up very well…A guy like that, I like him a lot because he reminds me of myself."
SAM WHEELER, tight end, on Taylor
“Every time I’ve been around him he’s been a humble guy. He’s got his head on his shoulders right. When he comes to practice, he’s focused and he’s ready. It seems his been here two or three years in the program the way he feels comfortable with the offense, the way he throws the ball, the way he looks at all his reads."
VINCE HALL, linebacker, on Taylor:
“How good’s Tyrod? From seeing him practice and from working out with him in the summertime and seeing his ball, he looks to me like a person that’s been there before. Like one of the Vicks. He might be a combination of both. Just the way he’s fluid with it. He’s not scared of anything. It’s just natural for him.”
“He’s down to earth. He’s real cool. Some people who are supposed to be ranked this high would come in and be cocky, I guess, but no. He’s real cool, down to earth, funny."
That's all for now. If you'll excuse me, there's a bacon double cheeseburger calling my name.