Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
What are you wrapped in today?
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
What will you not do today?
"I made a new friend today."
"Real or imaginary?"
"Imaginary."
What kind of friends are you making today?
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
What are you valuing today?
Like I always say, there is no 'I' in TEAM... there's a 'ME' though, if you jumble it up.
What do you want to jumble up today?
Hi there. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.
What are your imperatives today?
I can't help it; I'm out of control.
What's your excuse this weekend?
"Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'space ranger.' "
"The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present."
What word are you searching for today?
"It's amazing how you do that."
"What?"
"The way you take the simplest statement and then you twist it with a completely negative connotation. It's really, actually, impressive."
What completely negative connotations are you twisting today?
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