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Return of the Wall of Shame

Yes, folks, that nasty stench has reared its ugly head once again.

Blog reader Stacey would like to nominate Angus, 4, and Kona, 3 months for induction to the Wall of Shame.

Stacey writes:

"If you think one is bad, try two gas bags.The worst part is when they rough house- wow! And you can’t run away cause they’ll just follow you.
Saturday mornings sleeping in with them in the bed can be a little scary too.
I wouldn’t give them up for the world though- gas and all."

I hear ya, Stacey.  Our dogs like the Saturday-morning-snuggle-time, too, and that almost always means we dive under the covers. But we just open a couple of air fresheners and enjoy the cuddles.

Got a photo of a gassy pooch? Send it to pets@roanoke.com.

Wall of Shame- Stewie

Blog reader Andrea nominated her cat Stewie to become the first feline face on the Wall of Shame. She said Stewie's nickname is Chicago, because he's the Windy Kitty.

Poor Stewie. He looks so adorable in this sweet little kitty pose. However, Andrea warns all of us with functioning noses not to fall for that tender trap.

"Just remember, looks can be deceiving," Andrea writes. "...so cute but so very gassy."

Wall of Shame: Spud

The newest face on the Wall of Shame belongs to Spud, who shares his nauseaous fumes with blog reader Sandy. She writes:

I've been chuckling over the two blog entries regarding flatulent dogs.  Here are a couple of pictures of my fiancé's English bulldog, Spud.  I believe the Spud-man has to be the most gaseous of any of your readers’ pets.

 

English bulldogs are famous for their gaseous emissions due to the shape of their muzzles. They swallow a lot of air while eating.  Might I also mention the snoring that bulldogs are famous for? There isn't a dog food made that will lessen the after effects of bulldog digestion. 

 

Spud does his best to temper the foulness of his bowels by eating copious amounts of grass. I've often compared him to a goat.  Believe me, it doesn't help. We buy Royal Canin dog food made especially for a  Bulldog's sensitive stomach at PetSmart to the tune of $43 a bag plus tax.  Needless to say, that money ends up going up in "smoke". 

 

I've heard you can mix in activated charcoal in their food to help with gas but I can't see a sharp-nosed dog going for that unless you mix it with caviar.

 

Sorry to say, we have pretty much abandoned any hopes of controlling this and have to banish him to the outdoors. He's very sweet and lovable, but a very stinky little man!

Wall of shame: Tater

Loyal blog reader Mike sent us this picuture of his sweet little Tater.

Oh yeah, Tater looks harmless, but according to Mike, this pooch can bring tears to your eyes.

Mike writes:

“…[w]hen he squeaks one out he can melt steel and nothing I spray can hide the smell, I just have to "enjoy" it until it dissipates.” 

We feel for you, Mike. 

Send pictures of your little stinkers to pets@roanoke.com.

Update to last post: Meet Murphy

 This is Murphy. According to his pet mom, Anne, he has the ability to bring tears to your eyes. If you don't know what I mean by that, please refer to yesterday's blog post.

I think we can start a wall of shame of dogs who can send us running for the nearest aerosol air freshener. Yesterday you saw a mug of our pup Stormy, who in his short time on the Earth has contributed to the global warming problem in a big way.  

Today Murphy joins Stormy as a most-wanted offender. Sure, he looks sweet, but beware. He will leave you begging for mercy and for a pillow to bury your face.

Who will be next? Got a dog that fills the room with more than love and affection? E-mail the photo to pets@roanoke.com.

(Photo courtesy of the amazing photographer Amanda Jones)

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The Happy Wag blog is a resource for pet parents in the Roanoke Valley, a local community forum of news and information about pets. Newsroom manager Nona Nelson's family includes four pets: retired racing greyhounds Dexter and Coral and former stray cats Thai and India. Read more about Nona and this blog

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Foster homes for the holidays

The Roanoke Valley SPCA is participating in the national “Foster A Lonely Pet For the Holidays” pet fostering program.

Over 13,000 pet rescue organizations nationwide are trying to empty the kennels for Christmas, encouraging families to open their home for the holidays to an adoptable pet waiting for a forever home.

Fostered pets can be picked up between December 18-23, and can be returned to the RVSPCA between December 30-January 2.

The RVSPCA will provide all needed supplies and support to the temporary families. You can view all of the pets online at www.rvspca.org, or visit the shelter to meet them.  The goal is to have each of these pets into a home by noon on December 23.

Ann Marie Sweeney, foster coordinator for the RVSPCA, will answer questions about the program for people interested in making this Christmas a happy holiday for a pet in need.  Contact Sweeney at 344-4840, ext. 208 or e-mail asweeney@rvspca.org.