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February 1, 2007Five People That...you would never want to play Prince CharmingJordan Fifer | The Roanoke Times Disney announced last week that David Beckham, as well as a few other celebrities, will be starring in a new advertising campaign for Disney theme parks. For his part, Beckham will play the role of Prince Charming. I may -- well, I am -- speaking as a guy, but come on! This got me thinking about who I would least expect to play Prince Charming. Check them out below, and leave a comment if you agree, disagree, or want to suggest someone else.
Not only would he not make a good Prince Charming, but he's also very, very, scary.
"Prince Peewee" just doesn't have that fairy tale ring.
I love him as an actor, but...
He actually might do well, but based on his latest role in "Casino Royale" I would fear world domination under his reign.
The whole "most powerful man/genie in the world" thing probably wouldn't work well for the job. |
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